"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
And here is one (also from Carlin) that Islamists might like to think about some time in the future*:"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
*Just to cover all bases, let's replace the word "Church" with "Religion"...