Saturday, June 28, 2008

I'm busy today

From the late George Carlin, stand up comedian:

"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
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And here is one (also from Carlin) that Islamists might like to think about some time in the future*:

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

*Just to cover all bases, let's replace the word "Church" with "Religion"...

1 comment:

Jo said...

I loved George Carlin, I enjoyed your two quotes. What a pity no-one will listen to the second one.

See you are reading Marcus' book, I still haven't received his first one yet. However, I just got a DVD I ordered a day or so before so here's hoping.