Kids! When I complained, she said 'Well, Mum, I learn all sorts of things first from reading your blog...' Sign of the times, I guess. We live in different countries and blog publicly before we talk privately. How mad is that?
My daughter is surreal. She has a penchant for weird car accidents. In this one she had a car full of drums.
My first accident was backing into a broken-down post. Hers? She managed to drive into the side of a stationary three-week-old Bentley.
And if that wasn't enough, there was a fatality too, but fortunately he was dead first. Yep, she drove her car into a hearse. With a body in a coffin. And flowers. And an audience of mourners waiting for the procession to drive off to the cemetery. I hope they had a sense of humour as they watched the coffin rocking under the impact.
Her band has just had a single out in UK, and it is doing well - nice reviews. They have their next release in Australia, April 10th. I'll keep you posted. In the meantime, you can visit their website here: F.O.Machete.
Photos by Simon Clark